Sebastians Story

© Chad Clark 18-7-02

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You guys talking about being Sharmers don’t really know what a true Sharmer is. Now take my girlfriend Lili, she’s a 100 % Sharmer, conceived, born and bred in Sharm El Sheikh. We live pretty close together up on the cliff in El Hadaba and play with each other all the time. Since we’ve been here most of our lives, we don’t really know about what our parents call " the real world " but it sounds horrific. Water falling out of the sky all the time, having to stay inside the house because it’s too cold and wet to go outside or spending lots of time in something they call "rush hour" just to go to work. My daddy says he has a terrible commute now. It takes him 30 seconds to walk to work, but if the traffic’s heavy he gets stuck for another 10. Lilis daddy spends much longer. Usually about 15 minutes I think. Sometimes he gets held up too, but only on the way home.

 

Lili and I like to go down to the beach best of all. We can run around in the sand and play in the sea and everybody leaves us alone – even Lilis mummy says we can’t get into too much trouble there. I love swimming in the sea. It’s really amazing what you see underwater and I can’t wait to grow into my snorkel. There’s lots of funny plants and little fishes down there - and some big ones too - in all different shapes and colours. The prettiest ones are usually the most dangerous though. A bit like girls. The sun shines every day so sometimes, especially in the afternoons, it gets too hot to do anything. Then we have to sleep a little bit before it cools down and we can go out to play again.

bluezone cover.We went out to the desert last week. It was a really bumpy ride, worse than Naama high street, but after only 10 minutes drive we were in the middle of nowhere. It was so quiet that it made our ears ring at first, but after a while we could hear things much better than ever before. Lili and I found all kinds of funny creepy crawly animals and plants. Some of those are dangerous too, even though they’re only small, so I have to sleep inside a big blue bag so that nothing will bite me in the night. I always wake up early at home, but when we sleep out in the desert I get up at the same time as the sun. It’s a really good time to wake up because it’s still cool enough to run around. You can watch the mountains change colour as the sun gets higher in the sky and then, in the evening, they all turn red just before it gets dark.

When I go to grandmas house in Europe for a holiday, my mummy takes me to see my friends over there, but they just stay inside and watch TV all the time. If they ever go swimming, then it’s in a big blue hole with a roof. I tried it once but the water smells horrible and there aren’t any fishes anyway so I won’t bother again. They have lots of cars and lorries going really fast everywhere and making lots of noise and smoke. This seems to make everyone cross with each other and they’re always worrying about things called schedules and balances. Our parents tell us that we are lucky to be here where the air is clean, the sea is warm and the people are laid back and friendly. One funny thing around here though, is that everybody makes different sounds at each other. Apparently this means that I’m going to grow up multi-lingual. I hope it doesn’t hurt too much.

Just before bedtime, I sometimes trick my daddy into going for a walk along the cliff. I’ve done it loads of times but he never learns. I start off by strolling down the garden, nice and slowly, then I turn right and run. By the time he catches up with me we’re 100 metres away at Lilis place, so he has to stop and recover with a sundowner whilst Lili and I sit on our log at the edge of the cliff, watching the sun going down, the sea turning red and wondering why …………………well, just why really.

do ya see that ,girl ?

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